Tag Archives: sleep

Can You Blame Them?

Birdies tweeting in the trees Beneath my bedroom window, please Be quiet! People (me) need sleep! (They’re freaked about these leaping sheep.)

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Oral Dilemma

Stumped on how I brush my teeth: Start on top then drop beneath, Or rub-and-scrub them bottom-up? And what’s up with this sippy cup? Do I brush, then rinse, then floss, Or floss/rinse/brush? I’m at a loss. Don’t put sticks … Continue reading

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Indiurnal

Just as my brain concedes time to wake up, When there’s cold coffee caked in a crust in my cup And my breath could send dumpster dogs fleeing in fright And I’m greeting the day…that’s when day says good night.

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Beggars Can’t Be Snoozers

Pillow soft as gravel in a sleeve of baling twine Feels like eiderdown and satin after days like mine!

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Bedtime Story Problem

Alarm goes off at half past four Which means that if I start to snore The instant I lie down in bed I’ll sleep X hours. In my head I solve for X, no fuss, no strife. That’s algebra, and … Continue reading

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On The Other Hand

Tardy to bed and then waking up early Makes a man cranky and stanky and surly

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Wake Me When It’s Over

Rip V. W. Waking up to this campaign Would have felt ripped off

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