Monthly Archives: July 2012

Eight For Eight For Nothing

It’s hard to swim fast. It takes hours and hours And hours to fully Develop your powers, And then when you make An Olympic team? Wow! You’re on top of the world! Mom, look at me now! Then you get … Continue reading

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Anything Else

A is for Anything N, well, it’s Not Y is for What the hell? T…I forgot H is for Hug me and I’ll go away I is for I’m out of cash, can you pay? N is for Nothing (we … Continue reading

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Pucker Time

All your effort’s come to this You’ve earned your spot One shot Don’t miss Success brings joy, relief and bliss Now, do it: Give that girl a kiss!

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Don’t Say Bears

Bats eat pancakes. Snakes eat cheese. What do bees eat? Tell me, please. Crows eat foie gras Then deny it; Geese, perversely, Want to try it. Flying mammals, Swift and squeaky, Bathe themselves In syrup. Freaky. Lactose-loving Serpents slurping Liquid … Continue reading

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Arch Nemeses

The arches of my feet are there. It’s hard to sleep when I’m aware Of where my feet go up beneath. That grinding noise you hear? My teeth. I’m lying there, not quite awake, Not thinking of the giant snake … Continue reading

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No One’s Coming

No one’s coming for your guns. The bad guys are the other ones, The ones who have the guns you love. Are you confused? Please see above. No one’s coming for your gat. In fact, the guy accused of that … Continue reading

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The Times They Were a-Changin’

Today in 1965 The hottest folk/pop god alive Bestrode the Newport, R.I., stage And prompted in the crowd a rage That nearly 50 years have yet To fully explicate. The set Was shortened due to time constraints Which may have … Continue reading

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