Monthly Archives: March 2015

Pity Party

No one loves me. I don’t care. I’m not wearing underwear. Well, I am, but not the kind Of underwear you have in mind. That and this damn camera phone Are likely why I’m home alone. Advertisements

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Tiny Scarlet Hooves And Jaws

A meek, pre-adolescent sheep Is bleating on the porch. I sleep Uncomfortably, waking often, Dreaming of a lion’s coffin. Just a metaphor? We’ll see. This March can’t end too soon for me.

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Conditioned Response

When everything is going wrong Belt out a proud, defiant song! One day when things are going well You’ll hear that song, and feel like hell.

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Not To Be Confused

Not to be confused With one who’d entertain a doubt Not to be confused With one who’d stop to sulk or pout Not to be confused With one who lost because he snoozed His single aim each day’s the same: … Continue reading

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Options

Taking off your socks is nice. A sack of scientific mice Who do your schoolwork while you snooze Is also kind of nice. You choose.

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Sometimes A Great Nosehorn

Rhinoceroses love my jokes– I’m in their Top 10 Favorite Blokes! (The British influence is strong Amongst* rhinoceri. *Among?) When conversation turns to me Their great gray grins are sweet to see. When angry rhinos stamp and spit I rarely … Continue reading

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Going Too

I’m going to work on Phrasal Future Tense. You’re going to be proud. I’m going to shine. The animal is going to hop the fence. The cookie that you’re going to eat is mine. I’m going to forget this lesson … Continue reading

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