Monthly Archives: October 2015

Depth Perception

My depth perception gives me pride. The orbs I’ve placed on either side Of my proboscis aren’t decor Alone; they’re that, plus so much more! Say, is that panther drawing nearer? Sir, the anther can’t be clearer: You should turn … Continue reading

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Reasonable Catsimile

I know it’s nothing personal But rather rainy weather that Ensures my khakied lap is full Of slumbering, softly-rumbling cat. I know that when the Fahrenheit Increases, puss will come to shove But she’s my comforter tonight. For felines, that’s … Continue reading

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Nationale Schokoladentag

Chocolate has a pleasant taste. I want to eat too much and more. It leaves its mark upon my waist But that’s what self-deceit is for.

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National Chocolate Day

Schokolade. Es schmeckt gut! Ich will essen viel zu viel. Meine Ernährung ist kaputt, Aber auf Deutsch ist es nicht real.

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Out, Standing

When I go out of town I find It’s best to leave my lap behind. It’s stressful not to sit, but that Is good for me. So says my cat, And she should know, ’cause she’s the one Who lapsits … Continue reading

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Long Drive

There’s another world where You think of someplace and you’re there Traveling at the speed of thought! Alas, this world that one’s not.

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Race Day Appetite

Rented food and borrowed water Making space for scads of snacks (Perhaps a few more than you oughter). Hey, no judgment; them’s just facts.

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