Monthly Archives: May 2014

Sleep!

Sleep is not a luxury. Well, not today. Well, not for me. Invention’s mamma had it right: “Necessity” describes tonight. Accordingly, I’ll be bemused If morning finds my eyelids used For aught but frames of bloodshot red. Too bad I … Continue reading

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Neat Feet

I drink my whiskey from a shoe Or, if I drank, that’s what I’d do. I mean, I drink, but beer and wine Both pour at speeds much nearer mine Than spirits once or twice distilled. And yet, had I … Continue reading

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Short Weeks Are Always The Longest

One more freaking day Till it’s Saturday at last. T.G.I.F.F.

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It’s Not About The Monkey

The monkey in the overcoat That looks like what Columbo wore Except it’s buttoned to the throat Won’t show me magic anymore Unless I promise not to cry When things I don’t expect occur But I will not comply ’cause … Continue reading

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About Those Bears…

A bumblebee Flew in my mouth I swallowed it It traveled south Right past my tummy Through my gut Around and down And out my butt And ever since– This may sound funny– When I fart It smells like honey

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The Inconstant Gardener

He hasn’t mown the grass as yet. He Started to, but his machete Dulled, and then a hive of bees Woke up inside the mower. Please Excuse this slight delay. The grass, Like these allergic hives, will pass.

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Pragmatagical

Magical animals, fabulous plants, Untreated water and unpleated pants… Fantasy worlds, as far as they go, Are delightful, but do they have mac & cheese? No.

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