The Iocane Impeachment Conundrum

I’m not gonna play
Because you won’t let me play
So stop asking me!

Four-Letter Words

Oh, my goodness me!
Every verb and noun and word
Is profanity!

O Holy Fright

I won’t hit the notes
But I’ll give ’em such a fright
They won’t dare complain

Missed It By One

Quick! Think of the day
For which you are most thankful.
Wrong! It was Thursday.

The Kites Come Back

Cats should not fly kites
Mostly because when they try
The kites fly the cats

As You May Have Guessed

Mine is the genius
Behind both the platypus
And the Trump White House

Are You Going To Answer That?

Ringing in my ears
Isn’t bad–not tinnitus
Eight- or nine- at best