Monthly Archives: February 2012

Leap Day

It’s Leap Day! Just a day, you scoff? No way! Today, all bets are off. The normal rules just don’t apply. Hey, ladies, is your guy too shy? Too timid? Won’t get off the dime? Today’s the day and now’s … Continue reading

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Nice Puppy

The Question to The Answer Douglas Adams posed in L.U.E.* Today might be, “If she had lived, How old would Michael’s dog, Pam, be?” (*That’s Life, the Universe and Everything For those without their towels.) Of course, The Answer’s 42 … Continue reading

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Nice Kitty

Feb. 27 It’s March Eve Eve Eve The proverbial lion Has earned a reprieve He’ll be all the fiercer When March rears its head But ’til then we’re all friends Wednesday’s Leap Day instead!

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Lifetime Achievement Award

When Shakespeare was my age, Tom Lehrer might say, He had two coiled years left to shuffle away. My Grandmama, Helen, is now 99– I had barely been born when her age equaled mine! (That is, when my grandmother’s age … Continue reading

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Full-Time Job

A quarter to eight when I run past your work I look, then remember and feel like a jerk 4:38 — You’re not there for our walk It’s just me and the dog in the park down the block After … Continue reading

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Reason For The Freezin’

They tell me, Face your fears! and You can do it! Give yourself a chance! But…that which does not kill me may In fact still make me wet my pants.

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Outlaw In-Laws

To poaching we ascribe the fame Attached to the MacGregor name A century the clan was banned For losing both the cattle and The borrowed cash to buy the herd (If we take Liam Neeson’s word) That’s not to say … Continue reading

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