Monthly Archives: May 2015

Whose Idea Was This?

Twenty-six point two Seems a random distance for One to choose to run Advertisements

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Grand Elision

If truth be told (As well it ought) Don’t laud as gold That which is not Fall not in love With every fact However: Glove Thy truth with tact One need not mention Others’ faults When mere abstention Discord halts … Continue reading

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Last Call

Store is closing Pizza’s baking Interesting How long it’s taking If they don’t have Time to cook They ought to close Their order book

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1 = 1

If I had a dime For each dime I have, then I’d Have this many dimes

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Gesund Denied

I mowed the lawn. I bathed the cat. I live in Oregon. Is that persuasive Re: My Need To Sneeze? No? Oh. Will you excuse me, please?

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Muesday

Monday on a Tuesday: Yuck. I don’t know why, but Muesdays suck. Tednesday’s long and Wursdays linger; Muesday, though, gives both the finger. Thiday may be worth a taste, But Muesday’s just a workday waste.

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Nearly Freedom Fighters

A day of proud solemnity Is what this holiday should be. In quiet contemplation sit And ponder what it means, to wit: In honor of the brave who fell We’ll mattresses and box springs sell At prices so profoundly slashed … Continue reading

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