Monthly Archives: December 2010

For Iain On His 15th* Birthday

Today’s the day, at last, on which you’ve grown into your name! Phonetimathematically, “E.N.” is all the rage: In simple cryptographic substitution, N’s the same As number XIV would be in Rome’s Augustan Age, And hexadecimal notation represents 14 With … Continue reading

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Study Shows Bald Men Are Sexy

Tell me what I want to hear And I’ll just grin from ear to ear But I’m less easily convinced When cognitively dissonanced Present me with a fact adverse To my convictions and I’ll curse Insisting you support your thesis … Continue reading

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It’s Complicated

Complicated? Hey, You don’t know the half of it! Like, which half am I?

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Why I Run

Every day I run Is another day I can Run another day Every day I run Helps me run another day I run every day Every day, I run Even if I’m home in bed Running in my head Every … Continue reading

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‘Tis The Season

My vomitus tastes just like peppermint candy, So I think a holiday flu is just dandy!

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Where It Breaks Down

‘Tis better to give… Unless they don’t like your gift Then, nobody wins

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A Possible Hooray?

Christmas Eve has come and gone, Christmas Day has, too. What’s the day that’s one day on? Boxing Day! Whoo-hoo! No idea what it’s fer, Or what’s expected, why It shows up on the calendar; I’m not a B.D. guy. … Continue reading

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