Technology is simple
If you know this rule and heed it:
Everything works perfectly
Until you really need it.
It’s Not Real Money, Right?
Vacation Mondays
Are like any other day
That costs way too much
This Riddle Is 50 Percent Stupider Thanks To Tariffs
Canadian, but neither moose
Nor beaver, lynx, or local goose;
Looks like a duck but doesn’t quack;
Two dollars gets you just one back.
I hope you’ll guess the answer soon
And won’t start raving like a […]!
Trous De Mémoire
Je comprends les mots que j’entends,
Mais je réponds trop lentement.
J’aimerais avoir plus d’assurance,
Pour pouvoir converser en France.
Mooseless
I took the warnings
To heart, but it’s plain
That more turkeys than moose
Throng the highways in Maine.
Furthermore, though I’d likely
Be scared if a bear
Were to charge, by and large
Wild turkeys won’t dare.
Thanks for the heads-up,
Sincerely, MaineDOT.
I complied with my mandate.
Your moose, though, did not.
Botanical Downsizing
Leaves don’t change because they’re bored
Or feeling stifled or ignored
And want to spice things up a bit.
Their trees have laid them off. That’s it.
That may sound metaphorical
(Or possibly rhetorical)
But no: Resources being slim
Their branches have no use for them
And simply let them go to die.
It’s pretty, though, for you and I!
What’s Your 20? (Day 11)
We came three thousand miles in Drive
Without a GPS or phone
To keep our fading skills alive
At wayfinding with maps alone.
Honeymoon Souvenir
Niagara Falls is louder than
A toddler banging on a pan,
But three years since you’re done enjoying
One, the other’s more annoying.
15 Miles (Per Hour)
Driving to Erie
Via US 20 East:
Slower than a barge.
We Need Your Credentials
Gee, Professor Hill,
Gary isn’t anything
Like you made it sound!
