Forty syllables
Won’t fit into one haiku.
This will: I love you.
Mambo Dogface
I may be asleep.
If so, though, I must complain
About these dull dreams.
AKA Falling Hard
If you’re big enough
You can throw your weight around
Without getting caught
Twilight Bark
The dog across the way’s been yelling
Since the sun set, either telling
Everyone Perdita’s pups
Need saving, or he craves “Shut ups!”
Here’s hoping it’s the former, fella.
Otherwise, I’m with Cruella!
Vacation Rules
I’m willing to stay
Someplace two nights in a row
If they have a dog
Did The Publish Button Work? It’s Acting Scr–
Technology is simple
If you know this rule and heed it:
Everything works perfectly
Until you really need it.
It’s Not Real Money, Right?
Vacation Mondays
Are like any other day
That costs way too much
This Riddle Is 50 Percent Stupider Thanks To Tariffs
Canadian, but neither moose
Nor beaver, lynx, or local goose;
Looks like a duck but doesn’t quack;
Two dollars gets you just one back.
I hope you’ll guess the answer soon
And won’t start raving like a […]!
Trous De Mémoire
Je comprends les mots que j’entends,
Mais je réponds trop lentement.
J’aimerais avoir plus d’assurance,
Pour pouvoir converser en France.
Mooseless
I took the warnings
To heart, but it’s plain
That more turkeys than moose
Throng the highways in Maine.
Furthermore, though I’d likely
Be scared if a bear
Were to charge, by and large
Wild turkeys won’t dare.
Thanks for the heads-up,
Sincerely, MaineDOT.
I complied with my mandate.
Your moose, though, did not.
