Paleo, Ladies!

I’m a sexy dinosaur.
Dino-ladies love my roar!
Now some egghead says I quack?
Still sexy, though, right?
Wait! Come back!

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Designated Justifier

I don’t like intoxication.
Nothing in its insensation
Thrills or energizes; rather,
I prefer my wits to gather
When I summon them, and so
I generally will forgo
An extra drink when offered same.
If this year’s different, Trump’s to blame.

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Optimism

Yesterday’s struggle’s
Tomorrow’s success.
It’s only the middle–
Today–that’s a mess.

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Height Snob

Louisa May Alcott,
Be proud of your height!
But belittling women
And men? That’s not right.

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The High Road

Build a better mousetrap
And I’ll tell you, “Very nice.”
I’m blending legal weed with cheese
And building dimmer mice.

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Jiggity-Jog

For security
Empty water bottles here
Fill the space with Zen

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Swimming To The Moon

Swimming to the moon?
Due west from the beach at dawn
Let it come to you

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