Today In SCOTUS History

Warren Burger said it best:
“[Clears throat]…”
…then I forget the rest.

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Soggy Joggy

It isn’t easy to explain
The fun of running in the rain
When everybody else is hiding
Out inside while you’re out striding
Splashing sloshing drenched-to-bone
On soggy sidewalks all alone
Those who don’t will never get
Why running’s funner when it’s wet

Chilly Cotillion

Outside it’s colder than it is
But even that can’t hold a candle
To my living room. Gee, whiz,
It’s freezing! I thought I could handle
This with blankets. Not a chance.
I’m breaking out the puffy pants
And sweatshirt. Mr. Frost, let’s dance.