Monthly Archives: May 2013

Inspired By Actual Events

Much of what I write Sounds as if it might be true. Nope. (Including this.) Advertisements

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As I Explained To The Officer…

On trips my dog and I would trot Across this Costco parking lot ‘Til one of us agreed to pee. Now Sydney’s gone, it’s up to me.

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Simply Limeade

12 percent! That’s quite a lot! There’s only 88 that’s not As limey as the part that is! Those Simply vendors know their biz!

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Rock of Ageds

Heavy metal concert rockers rage With screaming lead guitar and soaring vocals Our eighties dating soundtrack there on stage I’m glad we both remembered our bifocals

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First Date(?)

Thirty years are in the books Since she–the blonde with legs and looks And talent–made the bold first move Of which Ms. Hawkins would approve And called me on the telephone And asked me out. Just us? Alone? Well, no, … Continue reading

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Cat Bath

Bathe your cat! She’ll thank you for it. If she hisses, just ignore it. Hissy fits mean feline fun And shredded flesh for everyone! Pretty kitty loves lavage! If you’ve a sink in your garage, Though, wash your princess there, … Continue reading

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Grounded

Counting these, I’ve only written Four short lines tonight. If Wil and Orville’d worked this hard We’d all have missed their flight!

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