Monthly Archives: June 2016

Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth

The superstitious man Serves many petty, vengeful gods. Can he break free? Of course he can, But touching wood improves his odds.

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Walking To Rio

Somewhere in my town tonight Are real fast folks who don’t walk right. Tomorrow they’ll race twenty K And not once from the earth they’ll stray From start to finish–one foot touches Pavement always. It’s as much as I can … Continue reading

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Add A Monkey

Boring meeting? Listless mime? Add a monkey. Party time! Take your day From foul to funky– Ask me how! (Hint: Add a monkey.) Pleased to meet you, sir. What cheer? Hip-hip-hooray! The monkey’s here! Added monkey’s Not redeeming? Sir, wake … Continue reading

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Plus Also Cheek Fingers

Ants have elbows on their heads! It’s true, they do! Both blacks’ and reds’ Antennae have ’em. Live or dead’s Irrelevant. Like crusts on breads, Ants have elbows on their heads!

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Swelter Shelter

Outside It’s hot That’s why I’m not

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Waste Of Fur

My cat’s a total waste of fur. So why do I put up with her? She tried to make me coffee, but She couldn’t keep the grinder shut And now there’s heaps of coffee grounds All over! I know how … Continue reading

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Brexit? What Brexit?

I don’t understand. I just looked on Google Earth: England hasn’t moved! Politics is weird. Moving right, Great Britain left. Isn’t that a wash?

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