Monthly Archives: February 2016

Leap Day

It’s Leap Day! Leap! Leap out of bed! Leap back up when you smack your head Against the headboard, then your hand Against your head–“I understand Now why they call the headboard that!” Maintain firm pressure: Leap the cat, Leap … Continue reading

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#Oscars2016

This isn’t really tweeting live It’s practically the same thing, though The #Oscars started half-past five And there’s still 21 to go I did my research all online ‘Cause movies cost too much these days The few I’ve seen I … Continue reading

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Now What?

Taxes: Filed. Oscars: Scored. Dinner: Eaten. Status: Bored.

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Friday Night Feline

The cat opines our plan should be To stay inside tonight. We’ll see What treasures might the pantry hide; We’ll line them up and then decide With which we’ll sate our weekend craving. Think of all the cash we’re saving! … Continue reading

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I’ve Got This

You look beat. Don’t let me keep you If you’re trying to get to sleep. Do What you need to. In the morning, Though, we might should talk. Fair warning.

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The Little Prince Gets A Job

Chauffeur du monde, we tip our hats To you (et nos chapeaux). Congrats! Today you have successfully Completed lap one hundred three Around the sun without dislodging Helen Johnson Collins! Dodging Comets, NASA probes and dust Whilst coddling my grandma … Continue reading

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As I Explained To The Pharmacist

I’m slogging slowly through the set Of tasks I haven’t finished yet But there’s an easy reason why I’ve managed to avert my eye From each successfully thus far: I’d rather press a lit cigar Against my skin until the … Continue reading

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