Monthly Archives: March 2013

No, Really

I hide spring lambs inside my hands My teeth are strong as slate My abdomen is slabbed and thin My thick, red hair looks great My nostrils hardly ever leak I likewise rarely drool In short, that Perfect Man you … Continue reading

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Half Asleep

Half an Ironman Takes but half the day to do So I’m just half dead

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Relax!!

Close your blinking eyes and count Those bleating sheep, and make it snappy! If you catch the wrong amount Of Z’s tonight, you won’t be happy. Stomp the clutch and shift your mind To neutral, coasting to a halt, And … Continue reading

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Jimmy V.

Laugh and think and cry each day And when it’s time to go away To face whatever’s coming after, All those tears, those thoughts, that laughter By which every day was graced Ensure your stay was not a waste. Far … Continue reading

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Shipping & Handling

Most demons are sorted in boxes With two to a crate. Confined, they excrete conjured toxins, Which adds to the weight, So never–and this is important–attempt To shift demon-crates all by yourself if you’ve dreamt Of a long, active life … Continue reading

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Taco Pants

Short and khaki-ish (although Both terms are relative, I know), My Taco Pants (cap T, cap P) Don’t really look that good on me. That’s not their purpose, though. I wear My Taco Pants because I care Much more about … Continue reading

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Blanket Apology

Sorry for the tossing, turning, Sleepless night–my feet were burning. Sorry that my back perspired From the second I retired, Soaking both the sheets with sweat; I’m sorry that they’re not dry yet. Sorry, dear, but I forgot That sleeping … Continue reading

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