Monthly Archives: April 2015

Paleo Diet

I like a good bananana I’ll eat ’em when I canana But which is better–I dunno– ‘Nananer or potatato? The hot or cold interior Of either is inferior At times to its own opposite Depending on what toppers it: A … Continue reading

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Unmotivated

Nothing ventured. Nothing. Naught. No venture started, none forgot Nor even thought about, for ill Or good. If I don’t start, who will?

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Pizza!

Pizza! I’ll keep hollering for help Until my minions bring My steaming slice of Cheesy pie. I’m hungry And Alone. Oh my.

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When Babes Were Rotten

To bite one’s thumb an insult is– Or was, at least, in olden tymes. It had its applications, viz. Expressing one’s disgust with mimes.

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What Do You See In The Mirror?

Monopedal water fowl Shedding wet without a towel In the rain upon a wall, Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Abbastanza Buono

I have not the faintest clue What words to scribble here for you, But will I let that stop me? No! (I may relax my standards, though.)

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Whether Forecasting

The science of deciding whether Either singly or together We should eat the donkey. See (n.) Eeyoremeatiology.

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