The Earwig

Let’s just say
It’s not much fun
To find earwigs
In either one

Catwig

I’m wearing my cat as a wig, ’cause I can.
Or is it toupée? She’s a girl, I’m a man.
I’d call her a hairpiece but that’s a disease
People get on their lips after eating bad cheese–
No, that can’t be right, ’cause “bad cheese” is a myth.
After all, they use fungus to make the cheese with
And so how can it be any badder than that?
Forget it. I’m wearing my cat as a hat.