Time Travel Use Case #29,950

Planning to marry an
Octogenarian
Human? Don’t tarry, in
Case you’re too late.

In all sincerity,
Woo with celerity:
Good ones are rarities.
Best not to wait!

Buying Time

“Buying Time” is not a thing
Since print newsweeklies lost their zing.
Billionaires might rent a “date”
But like the rest of us they’ll wait
For date night to arrive; supply
Does not respect demand, is why.