Superstitchion

Itchy right palm: Making money!
Itchy nose: A fool’s your honey
(Or an Irish quarrel’s pending
Since they say right palm means spending).
Elbows mean exciting news
Is coming (though you should refuse
The news a southpaw scratch portends
Because you’ll hate the way it ends),
But those of us for whom plant pollen
Causes rashes just go all in:
Let the gossips mong away
With news of wealth and bills to pay,
The thing we care about is how
To stop this blasted itching now!