Venomous Kittens

Kittens: Adorable, fuzzy and sweet…
Until they decide that you’re something to eat.
They’ll climb up your chest, nudge your chin with their head,
Take a nip from your neck, and meowla, you’re dead.
It’s not that they’re mean, predatory or vicious,
They just lack control when they think you’re delicious.
They’ll grow to adulthood and soon lose their venom
(Well, most do; I’d swear that some still have it in ’em),
But juvenile felines will lay you to waste
In a heartbeat. It pays to have terrible taste.