Tag Archives: spoilers

Time Out

When you’re behind on watching stuff Avoiding spoilers can be tough. Right now the Cavs still have a chance, and So do those not Evan Hansen. Maybe I’ll just stay awake All night or, better yet, I’ll take A social … Continue reading

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Unspoiled

I’m just a little bit behind On Rio’s games, but I don’t mind. They’re worse at work: One guy–I’m shocked–he’s Still discussing Ryan Lochte! He swam, like, a week ago! I’m poky, but I’m not that slow!

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Pacific Spoiler Time

Social media Lets fans cheer in near-real time Sucks on the west coast

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Don’t Tell Me

Welcome, Star Wars #7! (A.K.A. Plot Spoiler’s Heaven.) Stay offline, avert your eyes Unless you want a rude surprise! Just my luck, instead of tix I have a grown-up job, so nix On social media for me Till further notice. … Continue reading

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Spoiled Alerted

A misfit named Marty McFly, After watching a friend of his die, Travels back thirty years, Helps his dad face his fears, Saves his friend, and returns a cool guy.

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Spoiler Inert

I don’t want to know the score. I’m not invested anymore. I’ll record the game; perhaps I’ll watch it when I’m sick of naps. If you see me, please don’t tell– I don’t react to spoilers well, And even though … Continue reading

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Ducking The Score

The spoilers hardest to avoid Are those by which I’m most annoyed. Why is it, those few times I care About a game, the score’s right there? The more I try to hide my eyes The more the world’s all, … Continue reading

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