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Velocity Vector

Vain, venal, vile, vexatious and vapid. From that list to POTUS the trip is too rapid. Advertisements

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The Half-Life Of Horror

It’s difficult maintaining rage When every day we turn the page From yesterday’s appalling gaffe To one that’s new and worse by half. Today’s atrocity grows faint So rapidly it’s almost quaint A week from now, like old invective: Gable’s … Continue reading

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#COVFEFE

Change Online Vocabulary Frequently Everyone Freaks Excellent

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Commander-in-Sloth

Donald Trump says exercise Is unimportant. No surprise That even curiosity About his nation’s history Is rarely roused; there’s little doubt His presidency won’t work out.

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‘Twere Well It Were Done Quickly

It’s been a week, I know, but take a breath. Just three more days remain ’til dusty death! If you’re depressed about the mess The country’s in, take heart: It’s less Than Scotland suffered under King Macbeth!

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Commander-in-Chef

Finally, a Special Proc! An outside chef to stir the crock Of steaming, stinking venal stew. Too bland? Drop in another shoe.

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The Simplest Explanation

Maybe there’s a master plan– An unrevealed intelligence– Behind the actions of this man. Can anybody be this dense? If this is rope-a-dope, I’m caught; If he’s a player, we’ve been played, But Occam’s Razor says it’s not And we’re … Continue reading

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