When Japan’s Yoshinori Ohsumi
Won the Medical Nobel, it threw me:
Is vaguely obscening
In Greek. Am I prudish? So sue me.
This state, so they say, is in drought
But that claim I have reason to doubt:
Today for an hour
I stood by the shower
And watched, and it never ran out!
That Nantucket man
Probably can pee at home
Even when he’s not
A misfit named Marty McFly,
After watching a friend of his die,
Travels back thirty years,
Helps his dad face his fears,
Saves his friend, and returns a cool guy.
I could write limericks in Portuguese
If I wanted to. Maybe I’ll do one tonight!
All I need is a topic…could somebody please
Tell me sim ou não: Place names aren’t translated, right?
An incisive young fellow named Keith
Had a mouthful of oversized teeth
Though none were homegrown
They were Keith’s teeth alone
Like the pillow they’d turned up beneath
And I’m bummed our…whatever…is done,
But just shelving your books,
By comparison, looks
Like a drag, so kiss-kiss! Got to run.