Tag Archives: laziness

Commander-in-Sloth

Donald Trump says exercise Is unimportant. No surprise That even curiosity About his nation’s history Is rarely roused; there’s little doubt His presidency won’t work out.

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Thanks, Yankz!®

I know how to tie my shoes But I begrudge the time. I use A product by which I am freed To spend that time on things that need True focus, such as, Where’s my pen? And also, Lost my … Continue reading

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Science Says So

Repeated passive heating Counteracts effects of eating If you bathe without repeating Though, the act is self-defeating

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Answering The Rings

Doesn’t matter what they’re selling, Excellence is plain compelling. That’s how come my TV’s on Until the whole darned day is gone Whenever an Olympiad Is happening. I wish we had A way of knowing when that was! I’d like … Continue reading

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Sloth

Sloth: Sin? Discuss But not too loudly Slothfolk own their Sloth (not proudly) Like as not They’re all asleep Engaged in slothful Sueños deep They’re dreaming of A world that measures Restfullness Among its treasures One in which One’s daily … Continue reading

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Unskilled Labor

The guy who owns my house is lazy And incompetent, yet he Insists on D.I.Y. It’s crazy! I’d object, except he’s me.

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Iciclingering

The Christmas lights are up because That’s just what our tradition was When Groundhog Day was our big fête; We’d leave the lights up till the date Had come, along with all our friends, To toast the day that never … Continue reading

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