Tag Archives: heat

Flex Time

Don’t turn on the heater yet. Your nose is red, your clothes are wet, If freezing’s zero, it’s below. You can’t turn on the heater, though. You made a deal with PGE To cut back on your energy Consumption when … Continue reading

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Hot Enough For You?

I know it’s not as hot right here As lots of spots today, that’s clear, But, since you asked, this wee degree Of heat is hot enough for me.

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Swelter Shelter

Outside It’s hot That’s why I’m not

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Fa Caldo

I’m not as fast as I’d prefer Nor quite as slow as I appear On warmer days. Thermometer, You wield a deal of power here!

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Seeking Umbrage

Shade is nice; so, too, cool breezes Either in warm weather pleases I’ll admit they’re less sublime For those not yet as sweaty’s I’m But there’s a cure for that: Hard running! Trust me, shade will soon seem cunning.

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Frozen In Summer

Record high again today The rain’s been trained to stay away I blame that stupid children’s song ‘Cause too much Let It Go’s just wrong

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Explicit Crickets Warning

Gleeful crickets grate their thighs Anticipating record highs They’re not responsible, I know I wish they’d shut the f*** up, though

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