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Which Is Me?

“That’s the difference,” You say, “between you and I. “You say, ‘you and me.’”

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Bovine Dispossession

I didn’t not learn negatives. I hereby disavow Unknowing that which lacking gives One pause. Don’t have a cow!

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Giant Orange Moose

There is a giant, orange moose. I’ll even set the comma loose: A giant orange moose exists, The giant of the o-moose lists. A giant orange moose is there Near Madison, Wisconsin, where The moose looms orangely beside The highway … Continue reading

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Going Too

I’m going to work on Phrasal Future Tense. You’re going to be proud. I’m going to shine. The animal is going to hop the fence. The cookie that you’re going to eat is mine. I’m going to forget this lesson … Continue reading

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Gerunderwhelming

The English gerund ends in -ing But all of them aren’t counting: sing, For instance, isn’t gerund stuff ‘Cause i-n-g is not enough All by its threesome to transform A verb to noun. You’re getting warm If you conceive of … Continue reading

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Adjectives After State-Of-Being Verbs

Humpty Dumpty asked, Are you master or the word? Truly amazeballs.

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Stupid Flanders

I used to think I liked the Dutch. For one thing, what’s to hate? Not much. And even if you wanted to, There’s no such place as Dutchland. Who Came up with that? It’s brilliant! It’s too confusing to resent … Continue reading

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