Tag Archives: flatulence

Prosequential

I mostly read things front-to-back. That’s my angle of attack: Begin at the beginning, then Plow through the middle to the end. It works for novels, verse, and drama (Sorry for the Oxford comma If you’re one whom it offends); … Continue reading

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Applause Limes

I quite regret the text I sent. Those weren’t at all the words I meant. I’m coming deeply to resent Autocorrect. Clap flatulent!

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Cognitive Flatulence

Don’t you hate when someone asks You something that you know by heart And then that simplest of tasks– Just spit it out–becomes Brain Fart! A long-time colleague, in a meeting, Needs an intro to a guest, And though you … Continue reading

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Hai-Couth: Dinner Party

Pleased to meet you, ma’am. Thank you for inviting me. I’ll try not to fart.

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Date And Switch

A goldfish by his girlfish dumped Might feel before his friends enchumped Had he shown off his cumberedness Too zestfully. Now cumbered less And clearly bachelorified If he’d, of late, too glorified His dancing of the pas de deux With … Continue reading

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Unicornucopier

Unicorns, though cute, don’t type Or file. Don’t believe the hype: Though unicorns are passing rare Most folks with work to do won’t care About its rainbow-tinted flatus ‘Less it helps their filing status; Spiral horns and braided tails Are … Continue reading

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We Don’t Even Have A Dog

I’m just humming in the kitchen When I hear ’em bust a stitch in Where the carol stench is strong. How my family loves a song!

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