Tag Archives: DVR

Time Out

When you’re behind on watching stuff Avoiding spoilers can be tough. Right now the Cavs still have a chance, and So do those not Evan Hansen. Maybe I’ll just stay awake All night or, better yet, I’ll take A social … Continue reading

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Number One For Number Two

I skipped the Veep debate. It’s true. The nation’s nascent Number Two Was there on stage tonight, and I Was watching Big Bang Theory. Why? In part, to clear the DVR: It’s full. It’s Fall. That’s how things are. But … Continue reading

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Unspoiled

I’m just a little bit behind On Rio’s games, but I don’t mind. They’re worse at work: One guy–I’m shocked–he’s Still discussing Ryan Lochte! He swam, like, a week ago! I’m poky, but I’m not that slow!

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But It Doesn’t Have A Remote

Nothing on the DVR. I need. I need! I need! I can’t think what my options are. Oh, wait…I learned to read!

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TV-ing And Nothingness

The work, the work, to come this far The obstacles to where we are Were legion and they’ve left a scar But like the magi with the star We crested ben and mastered mar To top the ever-rising bar: We’ve … Continue reading

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PlayOffline

It’s not my antisocial gene (Though that’s alive and well), It’s all my online friends who mean No harm, but always tell How playoff games are going–or, what’s worse, The way they stop– That keeps me web-averse Until I’ve reaped … Continue reading

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Our Latest Spectation

It’s bittersweet to come so far Then say good-bye, but here we are For twenty days we gazed and gasped Our minds entwined, our fingers clasped And now, tonight, the twenty-first Since we began, we’ve learnt the worst: The DVR’s … Continue reading

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