Tag Archives: dogs

Running Dog

A “running dog” can be construed As epithetical and rude By those who’ve studied Poly Sci Or Rhetoric; please know that I Am being literal, in fact. No hidden codes here need be cracked. Nor am I referring to The … Continue reading

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Hypothetical Help Wanted

I need someone to walk my dog. She’s cranky if she doesn’t jog And has to hold her number two But what’s a working man to do? She isn’t real, but if she were, My boss would still say No! … Continue reading

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Heels On Wheels

Giant dogs in compact cars With velvet vests and matching hats Slow-roll Barkley Boulevard Wolf-whistling at passing cats

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Beautiful Friendships

Canines protect us From squirrels and cats. Felines stop rodents; Mosquitoes, meet bats. We’re counting on rabbits To save us from carrots. But what about crackers? We’ll always have parrots.

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Jiggity-Jat

Dogs who know you’ve been away Will celebrate the happy day Of your return; though cats may, too, They show it by ignoring you.

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Let Sleeping Dogs Preside

Sleeping dogs tell fewer lies Than certain presidents. Surprise!

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Who’s A Good Boy?

Cats and dogs and hamsters, too– A household pet is good for you. They lower your blood pressure and Will act as if they understand Your rants and random cris de coeur, And that’s, in fact, what pets are for: … Continue reading

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