Tag Archives: distraction

Folk Remedy

Sometimes headaches happen. When Acetaminophen won’t cut it, Stuff a tub of aspirin in The gapespace in your face and shut it Carefully. N.B. Don’t swallow: That could make your belly swell Or even kill you, which is hollow Victory … Continue reading

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Duckless

The race began but I, distracted, Lackadaisically reacted. “Where’d my Daisy go?” I wondered. Someone pointed out I’d blundered And the field had taken flight, But I replied I’d be alright As soon as I my Daisy’d found. A ray … Continue reading

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Happy Coincidence

Same amount of time: Flight from PDX to SAN; Hamilton soundtrack.

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Woodwince

Distracting rats in business suits Is simplified through use of flutes Projected from beneath a bridge. Expensive? Well, perhaps a smidge, But less than if the flutes were played— The union fees are thus defrayed– And after all is said … Continue reading

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One Hour, Early

I just lost an hour In browsing online. Good luck saving daylight! I’m finished with mine.

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A Half-Decent Way To Start The Day

Robotically chastised for tardiness, I Latch the gate, thinking, “Late again? How did this happen?” I woke while the stars were still bright in the sky, Feeling rested and sure I could squeeze all the crap in That hounds and … Continue reading

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Running With The King(s) and Queen

I filled the music box with Holes, Mark Knopfler, Clapton, BNL, And those I trust to play their roles: Distract me on the road to Hell. Both the Kings (B.B. and Carole), Buffett (Jimmy), Matthews (Dave), And everybody else who’s … Continue reading

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