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The Inspiration Bug

I’m pantsless so the Inspiration Bug can bite me on leg. This evening’s topic hasn’t R.S.V.P.’d. Though I hate to beg, This train of thought is moving: I’m composing, but I don’t know what The melody will sound like. Come … Continue reading

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Available For Parties

Now, I don’t want to bring you down Or turn that grin into a frown Or drive your bus to Bummer Town But, hey, it’s what I do. When lemonade is needed, I Rain sour pickles from the sky. I’m … Continue reading

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That’s How

The cattle in their metal kennel Gorge themselves on grain and fennel, Glad the sunlight pouring down Has tanned them to a handsome brown To please the children on their trips To see the fields and come to grips With … Continue reading

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Bovine Dispossession

I didn’t not learn negatives. I hereby disavow Unknowing that which lacking gives One pause. Don’t have a cow!

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In The Beginning

When God made brownies They were good, but not divine, So He made a cow

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Showdown At The Hoedown

The cows want out The farmer in I have no doubt The cows will win Farmer hollers Cattle low Here’s two dollars Says they’ll go Another hour Maybe two Before the power Goes to moo Don’t trust Old MacDonald’s form … Continue reading

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Mixed Messages

No one thinks there’s something strange or Weird about a plastic manger Flanked by people made of snow Who bow when their butt-fans don’t blow? Giant candy canes beside The carpenter’s step-joy and -pride, A cow, a drummer boy, and … Continue reading

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