Tag Archives: cows

Bovine Online

There’s like nine online channels now Where you can sit and watch a cow Who doesn’t know you’re there. All day! No tipping, please.* *For that, you pay. Advertisements

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Leapidoptera

Bovine hurdlers in the sky’s How humans learned that butterflies

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The Inspiration Bug

I’m pantsless so the Inspiration Bug can bite me on leg. This evening’s topic hasn’t R.S.V.P.’d. Though I hate to beg, This train of thought is moving: I’m composing, but I don’t know what The melody will sound like. Come … Continue reading

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Available For Parties

Now, I don’t want to bring you down Or turn that grin into a frown Or drive your bus to Bummer Town But, hey, it’s what I do. When lemonade is needed, I Rain sour pickles from the sky. I’m … Continue reading

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That’s How

The cattle in their metal kennel Gorge themselves on grain and fennel, Glad the sunlight pouring down Has tanned them to a handsome brown To please the children on their trips To see the fields and come to grips With … Continue reading

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Bovine Dispossession

I didn’t not learn negatives. I hereby disavow Unknowing that which lacking gives One pause. Don’t have a cow!

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In The Beginning

When God made brownies They were good, but not divine, So He made a cow

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