So Now I Have Panda Powers

I’m imbued* with invisible pandas!
*That imbued started out as beset:
The pandas infected my autocorrect
But they haven’t bamboozled me yet!


Elephant Faithful

Autocorrect is a useful device
In some cases. If you’re a poor speller, it’s nice,
For example, but when you make up words (like me)
Then suppressing your autocorrect sets you free.