Elephant Faithful

Autocorrect is a useful device
In some cases. If you’re a poor speller, it’s nice,
For example, but when you make up words (like me)
Then suppressing your autocorrect sets you free.


Prithier Than You

My phone autocorrected “you” to “thou”
And I am bigly pentametric now.
My phone knows I’m a classy typing guy
‘Cause my falutin’s nice and high, is why.