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Prithier Than You

My phone autocorrected “you” to “thou” And I am bigly pentametric now. My phone knows I’m a classy typing guy ‘Cause my falutin’s nice and high, is why. Advertisements

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Applause Limes

I quite regret the text I sent. Those weren’t at all the words I meant. I’m coming deeply to resent Autocorrect. Clap flatulent!

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