I’m imbued* with invisible pandas!
*That imbued started out as beset:
The pandas infected my autocorrect
But they haven’t bamboozled me yet!
Autocorrect is a useful device
In some cases. If you’re a poor speller, it’s nice,
For example, but when you make up words (like me)
Then suppressing your autocorrect sets you free.
My phone autocorrected “you” to “thou”
And I am bigly pentametric now.
My phone knows I’m a classy typing guy
‘Cause my falutin’s nice and high, is why.
I quite regret the text I sent.
Those weren’t at all the words I meant.
I’m coming deeply to resent
Autocorrect. Clap flatulent!