Three Reasons I Was Never Awarded An English Degree

Harper Lee taught me
All it takes is one good arm.
Smash your chifferobe!

Fitzgerald opined
Wealth is meaningless unless
One knows how to row.

Mammals, Melville taught,
Are superior because
Fish can’t hold a grudge.

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