Phlegm Me To You

I coughed into an open box
And made a gift that’s worse than socks
‘Cause giving truly awful junk’ll
Earn the title “Crazy Uncle.”
Not sure yet how come I care
But since the title’s sitting there
I’m glad to have the sobriquet.
(I’ve lots of crap to give away.)

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