Beetle Bits

Inspection of the things we eat’ll
Often turn up bits of beetle.
Per the U.S. FDA,
Point-six bits per gram’s okay
In chocolate or in “chocolate liquor.”
(Guess which gets you sicker quicker.)

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One Response to Beetle Bits

  1. I would click “like” for the poem but I don’t like the thought of the subject. 🙂

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