Should you and your weak-bladdered mate
Don special pants before a date
Of terpsichorean romance,
Then sure, that’s your in-Depends dance,
And if you spell it with an A
In front of me, we’re still okay.
Should you be moved, though, to declare
That from absorbent underwear
Today, at last, you’re finally free!
…That’s independence, with an E.
There’s no need to make a scene,
Just so we’re clear on which you mean.