1 July

1 July! It’s 1 July!
If someone poked you in the eye
Today, what day’d you cry? Well, I
Can tell you that: It’s 1 July!

July the first will quench your thirst
Like lager after liverwurst!
Those lesser days are worse than cursed:
They’re pissed they’re not July the first!

O happy day, premier Juillet,
You’re nearly gone. I wish you’d stay!
Though if you must depart, please say
You’ll come again. You will? Hooray!


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