1 July! It’s 1 July!
If someone poked you in the eye
Today, what day’d you cry? Well, I
Can tell you that: It’s 1 July!
July the first will quench your thirst
Like lager after liverwurst!
Those lesser days are worse than cursed:
They’re pissed they’re not July the first!
O happy day, premier Juillet,
You’re nearly gone. I wish you’d stay!
Though if you must depart, please say
You’ll come again. You will? Hooray!