Live in different worlds. They’ll keep a
Lot of tissues for a guest
And just assume they’ll pass a test
Administered by proctors who
Admit a histamine or two
With every tiny flower belch.
That false assumption we should squelch
Right here and now: If it’s not strong
And soft and two-ply, then it’s wrong.
It’s not their fault. In fact, they’re blessed!
I’ll pack my own, though. That’s just best.