A Puzzlement

I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs
(Except as ordered by physicians).
I don’t drink. I don’t eat bugs
(Except as ordered by musicians).
I don’t search for porn online.
I don’t climb trees to torture squirrels.
None of these bad deeds are mine.
So how come I still can’t meet girls?

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About Michael

Silliness is good
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