Maui Margarine

A silly insult I’d forgot*:
“She thinks she’s special but she’s snot!”
It’s bad enough she thinks you’ve said
She isn’t special, but instead
Of stopping there, you then imply
That she’s a booger-lady! Why?
Is she too nosy? Does she smell?
Resist your histamines too well?
Know what? Who cares? It should suffice
To say, it simply isn’t nice
To liken folks (no matter what her
Faults may be) to Hana butter!
Please forget I raised the issue.
(Also, pass Chiffon a tissue.)

*I know “forgotten’s” more correct;
I paused, but then I what-the-hecked.


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