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Do you have a funny turtle?
Our producers want to know.
All videos where none are hurt’ll
Be considered for our show!
Just film your turtle telling jokes
Or dressing up as Kanye West
And interrupting trophy folks
And if we judge your turtle best
We’ll put him (maybe her–who knows
Which gender turtlekind prefer?)
On television! If it goes
Extremely well we’ll crown him/her!
Just send your videos or stills
To FunnyTurtleVids.com
Then prep for shell-adjacent thrills!
(Just try to keep your turtle calm.)

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Silliness is good
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