Kitty Pony

I ride a pony made of cat
The one of pig is much too fat
For me to mount because my tiny
Legs won’t reach (it’s also spiny)

Kitty Pony takes me where
She knows she’ll find her food dish there
So pretty much the kitchen, then
An hour later back again

I don’t suffer saddle sores
But pony dander in my pores
Can sometimes cause a nasty rash
I’ll post some photographs for cash

Fuzzy hooves and bony tail
And loathing for who brings the mail
Define my Equus Felis Catus
Also, that’s my Facebook status

Pony Cat I love you bunches
Thanks for taking me where lunch is
Always waiting in the dish
Beside the fridge. You are my wish.

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