Unicornucopier

Unicorns, though cute, don’t type
Or file. Don’t believe the hype:
Though unicorns are passing rare
Most folks with work to do won’t care
About its rainbow-tinted flatus
‘Less it helps their filing status;
Spiral horns and braided tails
Are useless if they cost you sales.
In truth, a workplace unicorn
Distracts as much as online porn
And inter-office gossip, so
To office unicorns, say NO.

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