Because “Siri” Would Someday Already Be Taken

My daughter, whom we call “Sludge Junky” for short
And “Amazing Worshiper of Coffee” for sport,
Is barely a monkey by most definitions
Except in the way they misuse prepositions
Plus also her many opposable thumbs…
Her many, so many, opposable thumbs.

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