Christmas Eve has come and gone,
Christmas Day has, too.
What’s the day that’s one day on?
Boxing Day! Whoo-hoo!
No idea what it’s fer,
Or what’s expected, why
It shows up on the calendar;
I’m not a B.D. guy.
It’s awesome, though, that’s pretty clear.
I’m sure of it, because
They celebrate it every year
In U.K., N.Z., Aus.
So, Happy (Merry?) Boxing Day!
Pip-pip! I tip my hat.
May your boxes all be gay!
(There’s nothing wrong with that.)