The strawberry patch on the back of my hand
Is a miracle! Sure, I may not understand
Why it’s there, but I can’t wait for strawberry season
To hand-pick the harvest! (Wet weather’s the reason,
I’m guessing, it’s oozy and slimy and smelly
And tastes like the inverse of strawberry jelly.)
Please, come for a picnic on Midsummer Day?
I’ll squeegee my toes and make PB&J!
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Haha I love your tag “non-mathematical applications of the word ‘gross’”
A dozen dozen second thoughts; still posted it. Regrets? Yes, lots.
Eeuuwwwwwww!!!
Sorry. No, really. I’m sorry.